I went to a jewelry store the other day to fix a torn Victorinox strap, and the price they were asking was absurd – more than 120$!
So, my wife tells me that maybe I could take a look at a new watch… after the usual “No. No. Ugly. No. Super-ugly. No.”, my eyes gazed upon this watch:

Since i’m unable & unwilling to pay the 5000NIS (roughly 1250$) the store was asking, I’m asking the help of the forum watch-gurus in finding a lesser brand that looks somewhat similar.