That title makes me laugh but i’m serious haha.

What I’m after:

My boss won’t allow me to wear cargos or anything that looks too tactical. So I’m after pants with the functionality of tactical pants (tough, something like cargo pockets, I can get away with 1 cargo pocket it seems) but with a business look (can’t be riddled with cargo pockets, can’t be baggy). So some sort of stealth tac pants 

What I currently have:

ATM I am wearing these:

They have one cargo pocket which works well for me, but I go through them every 2-3 months. I have about 5 pairs with holes in the knees. The price isn’t a problem since I hand my boss the receipt and he reimburses me.

I did think about wearing some sort of knee pad, but i think that would look out of place in the business look.

I am look at some 5.11 Stryke pants, but i am hesitant if they will pass his tests or not.