What should I do with this knife?? (Spyderco Matriarch 2)

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I was browsing in the Pawn Shop down the street from my work yesterday when, to my utter surprise, I glimpsed the Spyderco logo on a knife in the case! When I asked the price I was told $10 (!!!), so I did the only thing I could and bought it on the spot!

Here’s the problem though: while it IS a Spyderco and by all signs is legit and not a knockoff or fake, it’s the Matriarch 2. Here’s a pic so you know what I’m talking about:

I’m not complaining, 10 bucks for a legit knife that’s worth at LEAST $70 is a good deal no matter how you slice it (pun intended! ;P ), but honestly the fully serrated and absurdly hooked blade seems to me about as useful as a screen door on a submarine and makes half as much sense 

So here’s the question: What do you guys think I can use this knife for other than sawing through rope, opening boxes, or intimidating small children (I will admit it DOES look pretty scary)? To be clear, I’m looking for practical utilitarian usages, so before anyone says it I don’t particularly need it for self defense.

Let’s hear what you guys come up with!

Oh, and P.S., I would never REALLY use a knife to intimidate small children, I only brandish cutlery at freakishly oversized and ill-tempered young’uns 

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